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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither" !
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that ?
It's snowing outside !
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher ?
Lots of blood tests !
What kinds of tests do they give witches ?
Hex-aminations !
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea
Son: She took it like a lamb
Teacher: Really ?, what did she say ?
Son: Baa !
Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !
Father: How did you exams go ?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100 ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
Class: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was !
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