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Teacher: I hope I didn't
see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either ! |
Teacher: You copies
from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper
says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither" ! |
Great news, teacher
says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that ?
It's snowing outside ! |
What would you get if
you crossed a vampire and a teacher ?
Lots of blood tests ! |
What kinds of tests
do they give witches ?
Hex-aminations ! |
Father:
What did the teacher think of your idea
Son: She took it like a lamb
Teacher: Really ?,
what did she say ?
Son: Baa ! |
Father: How were the
exam questions ?
Son: Easy
Father:
Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the
answers ! |
Father: How did you
exams go ?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father:
What do you mean, nearly 100 ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the
answers ! |
Pupil: I don't think
I deserved zero on this test
Class: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give
you ! |
Father: Why did you
get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence
Father: You were
absent on the day of the test ?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was ! |
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