Why I don't have my homework  |
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| A sudden gust of wind
blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again |
| I was kidnapped by terrorists
and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it |
| The lights in our house
went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box |
| Another pupil fell in
a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned. |
| I used it to fill a
hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now |
| My father had a nervous
breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls |
| My pet gerbils had babies,
and they used it to make a nest |
| I didn't do it, because
I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad |
| I made a paper plane
out of it and it got hijacked |
| ET stopped by my house
and he accidentally took it home with him |
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