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Teacher: If
I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would
you have?
Jackie:
Nine.
Teacher:
That's not right, you'd have eight.
Jackie:
No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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If you add 3452
and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?
The
wrong answer !
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Who invented
fractions?
Henry
the Eighth !
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| "Our teacher
has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told
her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!" |
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Birds on the
mountain,
Fish in the sea,
How you passed math
Is a mystery to me.
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How are you
doing in arithmetic ?
I've
learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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What makes arithmetic
hard work ?
All
those numerals you have to carry.
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Fred: I got
100 in school today.
Mother:
Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.
Mother:
Well, at least you can add !
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I got 100 in
an arithmetic test and still didn't pass.
Why
not, for goodness sake?
Because the answer was 200.
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Why are misers
good math teachers ?
They
know how to make every penny count !
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