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Teacher : Why are you
so late ?
Pupil : Well, I was obeying the sign that says "School
ahead go slow !" |
Teacher : Smith, Didn't
you hear me call you ?
Smith : Yes, sir, but you told us not to answer back ! |
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Teacher : When do you
like school most ?
Pupil : When it's closed !
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Teacher : Billy, please
don't whistle while studying.
Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling ! |
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Teacher : Billy, I hope
I didn't see you copying from David's work
Billy : I hope you didn't too !
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Teacher : Give me a
sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.
Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before
detail ! |
Teacher : If I had ten
flies on my desk and I swatted one, how many would I have left ?
Pupil : One, the others would have flown away ! |
Teacher : If you had
five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have
?
Pupil : A fight ! |
Pupil: I don't think
I deserved the 0% you gave me for that test.
Teacher: Neither do I but its the lowest I could give ! |
Teacher
: What is a comet ?
Pupil : A star with a tail
Teacher: Can you name one ?
Pupil: Lassie ! |
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