School Dinner Jokes  |
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Where is the best place
to have the sickroom at school ?
Next to the canteen ! |
What do French pupils
say after finishing their school dinners ?
Mercy ! |
Pupil: There are feathers
in my custard.
Cook: I know, it's Birds Custard ! |
Why was school soup
rich ?
Because it had 24 carrots in it ! |
How many bones have
you got in your body ?
Two thousand. I had fish for dinner at school ! |
Why does
the school cook dip the sponge fingers in paraffin ?
In an attempt to make them light ! |
Pupil: This chicken
has spots in it.
Cook: That's OK it's only chickenpox ! |
What's yellow, thick
and often found on school boys ties ?
School custard ! |
Did you hear about the
cruel school cook ?
She beats the eggs and whips the cream ! |
What's the differnece
between school tapioca and frogspawn?
Not a lot! |
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