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Teacher: Can anyone
give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water ! |
Teacher: Does anyone
know which month has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them ! |
Why was the head teacher
worried ?
Because there were so many rulers in the school ! |
Teacher: I told you
to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there ! |
Teacher: If I bought
a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
Pupil: Stale ! |
Teacher:
I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass ! |
Teacher: What is can't
short for ?
Pupil: Cannot miss
Teacher: and what
is don't short for
Pupil: Doughnut ! |
Teacher: Can anyone
tell me what the Dog Star is ?
Pupil: Lassie ! |
Teacher: In 1940, what
were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines ! |
Teacher: Why are you
standing on your head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir ! |
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