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Teacher: What's you
name ?
Pupil: Fred
Teacher: You should
say "Sir"
Pupil: OK, Sir Fred !
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Teacher: I want you
to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment ! |
Teacher: Name four members
of the cat family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens ! |
Teacher: What is further
away, Australia or the Moon ?
Pupil: Australia, you can see the Moon at night ! |
Teacher: Fred can you
find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil: There it is
Teacher: Now, Louise,
who discovered Australia ?
Pupil: Fred did ! |
Pupil:
I wished we lived in the olden days
Teacher: Why is that ?
Pupil: We wouldn't have so much history to learn ! |
Teacher: What kind of
birds do you find in captivity?
Pupil: Jailbirds ! |
Teacher: What is the
plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
Teacher: Good, now
what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins ! |
Teacher: What's the
longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first
and last letters ! |
Teacher: I despair,
Fred, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day ?
Pupil: Because I always get here early sir ! |
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