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What
do you call the teacher in the school who gives out forms that
you have to fill in ?
The form teacher ! |
Did
you hear about the dog who was arrested ?
He didn't pay a barking ticket ! |
Where
did the rich cat live ?
In a mews cottage ! |
What
position did the witch play in the football team ?
Sweeper ! |
What
position did the pile of wood play in the football team ?
De-fence ! |
Why
couldn't the slow boxer get a drink at the party ?
Because everyone beat him to the punch
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Why
was the archaeologist upset ?
His job was in ruins ! |
Why
was the butcher worried ?
His job was at steak ! |
Why
did the teacher have to turn the lights on ?
Because his pupils were so dim ! |
Why
did the French farmer only keep the one chicken ?
Because in France one egg is un oeuf ! |
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