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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ?
Apollo neck woolly jumpers !
What do you get if you cross a pig with a naked person ?
Streaky bacon !
What do you get if you cross a box of matches and a giant ?
The big match !
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ?
A high jumper!
What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ?
Double yellow lions !
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ?
A brush with the law !
What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers ?
A hole in one !
What do you get if you cross a plumber with a field of cow pats ?
The poohed piper !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ?
Trunk and disorderly !
What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
Central bleating !
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