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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a pair of tennis rackets ?
Ping pong !
What do you get if you cross a pudding and a cow pat ?
A smelly jelly !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a box of itching powder ?
Pork scratching !
What do you get if you cross a bear with a freezer ?
A teddy brrrrr !
What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire ?
Something new fangled !
What do you get if you cross a tin opener, a vampire and a cricket team ?
An opening bat !
What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter ?
A lawn mooer !
What do you get if you cross a ice cream with a dog ?
Frost-bite !
What do you get if you cross a helicopter with a cornish pasty ?
Something pie in the sky !
What do you get if you cross a pair of dogs with a hairdresser ?
A shampoodle and setter !
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