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What do you get if you cross a TV programme and a load of sheep ?
A flock-U-mentart !
What do you get if you cross a footballer and a mythical creature ?
A centaur forward !
What do you get if you cross an actress and a glove puppet ?
Sooty and Streep !
What do you get if you cross a pastry and a scary film ?
A Cornish nasty !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a part in a film ?
A ham roll !
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?
A common tater !
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?
Radio waves !
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?
Permanent waves !
What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase ?
Not mushroom for your holiday clothes !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vampire ?
A were - woof !
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