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What
do you get if you cross a leopard and a bunch of flowers ?
A beauty spot ! |
What
do you get if you cross a biscuit with a car tyre ?
Crumbs ! |
What
do you get if you cross a rabbit and an aeroplane ?
The hare force ! |
What
do you get if you cross a Welshman with a problem ?
A Dai-lemma ! |
What
do you get if you cross a pub and a steelworks ?
An iron bar ! |
What
do you get if you cross a cow and a jogging machine ?
A milk shake ! |
What
do you get if you cross a book and a pound of fat ?
Lard of the rings ! |
What
do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?
A croaksman ! |
What
do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?
A spooksman ! |
What
do you get if you cross a suitcase with filbert ?
A nut case ! |
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