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What
do you call a man made from toilet paper ?
Louie ! |
What
do you call a very tidy woman ?
Anita House ! |
What
do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?
Jack-u-la ! |
What
do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?
Mack-u-la ! |
What
do you call a vampire Father Christmas ?
Sack-u-la ! |
What
do you call a girl who lives on the same street as a vampire
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The girl necks door ! |
What
do you call a picture painted by an old master ?
An old masterpiece ! |
What
do you call a horse that eats Indian food ?
Onion Bha-gee-gee ! |
What
do you call a vegetable that tells jokes ?
Jasper Carrot ! |
What
do you call the coldest mammal in the World ?
The Blue Whale ! |
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