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What
do you call a dog that makes a bolt for the door ?
Blacksmith ! |
What
do you call a man who steals cows ?
A beef burgler ! |
What
do you call a man with a pile of soil on his head ?
Doug ! |
What
do you call a man after he has washed the soil off his head
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Doug ! |
What
do you call a man after he has washed the soil off his head
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Douglas ! |
What
do you call a girl at a railway station ?
Victoria ! |
How
does Posh Spice keep her husband under control ?
He's at her Beckham call ! |
What
do you call an overweight vicar who plays football ?
The roly-poly-holy-goalie ! |
What
do you call a woman with sandpaper on her head ?
Sandie ! |
What
do you call her sister who lives at the seaside ?
Sandie Shaw ! |
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