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What
do you call a pig with an itch ?
Pork scratching ! |
What
do you call a rodent's carpet ?
A mouse mat ! |
What
do you call a sweater that bounces ?
A bungee jumper ! |
How
do you spell hungry horse using just 4 letters ?
MTGG ! |
What
do you call a woman dressed up as a gang of motor repairers
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Car-men ! |
What
do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?
Pen Gwyn ! |
What
sort of food can you get in a pub run by sheep ?
Baaa meals ! |
What
do you call a female magician ?
Trixie ! |
What
do you call well repaired holes in socks ?
Darned good ! |
What
do you call a group made up of animal doctors ?
Vet,vet,vet ! |
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