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Why did the cowboy
die with his boots on ?
Because
he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket ! |
What did the fireman's
wife get for Christmas ?
A
ladder in her stocking ! |
Did you hear about
the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything ?
No, what about him ?
Now he's trying to invent something to hold it in ! |
What cheese is made
backwards ?
Edam
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What do you get if
you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness Pongster ! |
What do you get if
you cross a crocodile with a flower ?
I
don't know, but I'm not going to smell it ! |
What smells of fish
and goes round and round at 100 miles per hour ?
A goldfish in a blender ! |
What has a bottom at
the top ?
I
don't know ?
Your legs ! |
What is the smelliest
city in America ?
Phew York ! |
What did Daddy say
when he fell in the dung heap ?
Shall
I leave out the swear words ?
Yes
He didn't say anything ! |
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