Return to scatty.com home page Notes for parents Links to other great childrens sites Play free games here now Send us a joke or just drop us a line
Animal jokes
Jokes about boys and girls
Doctor doctor jokes
holiday jokes about lots of special occasions
Internet, email and computer jokes
Knock knock jokes
Moster jokes and tales
Riddles, puzzles and baffling laughs !
Scary jokes...... boo !
Jokes about school
Really silly jokes
Sports jokes
Even more jokes !






 

Back a page What do you call... Forward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5
Page 6
What do you call a scared biscuit ?
A cowardy custard cream !
What do you call a man whose father was a Canon ?
A son of a gun !
What do you call a man with two left feet ?
Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !
What do you call a weekly television programme about people getting washed ?
A soap opera !
What do you call a flock of birds who fly in formation ?
The red sparrows !
What do you call a bee that is always complaining ?
A grumble bee !
What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head ?
A flatmate !
What do you call a posh pig delivering newspapers ?
Bacon rind !
What do you call a teacher who makes fireworks ?
A head banger !
What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots ?
A potholer !
Back a page What do you call... Forward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5
Page 6



Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!

 

 

 

 

Quantcast
Get a funny joke in your email every week. FREE!
privacy policy