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What
do you call a man who rescues drowning spooks from the sea ?
A ghost guard ! |
What
do you call someone who makes half size models of fish ?
A scale modeller ! |
What
do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles
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A car-toonist ! |
What
do you call someone who dances on cars ?
A morris dancer ! |
What
do you call a fight between film actors ?
Star wars ! |
What
do you call a group of cars ?
A clutch ! |
What
do you call a puzzle that is so hard it makes people swear ?
A crossword ! |
What
do you call a dog that is always getting into fights ?
A boxer ! |
What
do you call a witches broomstick when you are very young ?
A broom broom ! |
What
do you call a film about mallards ?
A duckumentary ! |
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