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What
do you call a musical instrument that is played by two teams
of twenty people ?
A piano forte ! |
What
do you call a very fast horse ?
Gee gee whizz ! |
What
do you call the best dad in the World ?
Top of the pops ! |
What
do you call a chocolate that teases small animals ?
A mole-teaser ! |
What
do you call a fish on a motorcycle ?
A motor pike ! |
What
do you call a pen with no hair ?
A bald point ! |
What
do you call a thing with 22 legs, 11 heads and 2 wings ?
A football team ! |
What
do you call a cow that cuts grass ?
A lawn mooooooer ! |
What
do you call a magical secret agent ?
James Wand ! |
What
do you call it when an aeroplane disappears over the horizon
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Boeing, going, gone ! |
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