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What
do you call a hearing aid made from fruit ?
A lemonade ! |
What
do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?
A fair cop ! |
What
do you call a 5 a side match played by chimney sweeps ?
Soot ball ! |
What
do you call a small parent?
A minimum ! |
What
do you call a traffic warden who never fines anyone ?
A triffic warden ! |
What
do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?
A parson to parson call ! |
What
do you call the place where parrots make films ?
Pollywood ! |
What
do you call a scared biscuit ?
A cowardly custard cream ! |
What
do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?
An Ig ! |
What
do you call a superb painting done by a rat ?
A mouseterpiece ! |
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