Animal football jokes !  |
How do hens encourage
their football teams ?
They egg them on ! |
Why do grasshoppers
not go to many football matches ?
They prefer cricket matches ! |
Why did the chicken
get sent off ?
For persistent fowl play ! |
Why didn't the dog want
to play football ?
It was a boxer ! |
Which insect didn't
play well in goal ?
The fumble bee ! |
Where do spiders play
their FA Cup final ?
Webley stadium ! |
When fish play football,
who is the captain ?
The team's kipper ! |
Why is it that birds
are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market ?
They tend to go cheep ! |
How do you stop squirrels
playing football in the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts ! |
Why should you be careful
playing against a team of big cats ?
They might be cheetahs ! |
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