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What is a porcupines favourite food ?
Prickled onions !
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?
A long necked toothbrush !
What do Paddington Bear and Winnie the Pooh pack on their holidays ?
The bear essentials !
What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy ?
Star warts !
What animals do you have to be careful of when you take exams ?
Cheetahs !
How many skunks does it take to make a big stink ?
A phew !
Why don't centipedes play football ?
Because by the time they've got their boots on its time to go home !
How to fleas travel from place to place ?
By itch hiking !
How to hens dance ?
Chick to chick !
Why do birds fly south in Winter ?
Because its too far to walk !
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