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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?
One is a weak one and the other one week !
What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
Why are elephants grey ?
So you can tell them from flamingos !
Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor ?"
Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people !"
Why do elephants scratch themselves ?
Because they're the only ones who know where they itch !
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?
About 3,000 miles !
What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?
A gooseberry is green !
What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?
Trunkquilizers !
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
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