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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear !
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !
What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !
How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names !
What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger !
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre !
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?
Winnie the Pooh !
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