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Who was the most powerful cat in China ?
Chairman Miaow !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?
A sourpuss !
What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
A spelling bee !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary ?
A peeping tom !
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk !
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws !
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house ?
Because she heard fowl language !
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats !
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?
A catameringue !
Why do tomcats fight ?
Because they like raising a stink !
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