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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?
They are both ginger nuts !
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?
A duck filled fatty puss !
What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?
A first aid kitty !
Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark !
What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers !
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?
A caterpillar !
How is a cat laying down like a coin ?
Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other !
What cat purrs more than any other ?
Purrsians !
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters ?
C-A-T !
What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A Peking Tom !
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