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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
When the cat's away.....?
The house smells better !
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate condensed milk !
Why did the cat cross the road ?
It was the chicken's day off !
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?
An acrocat !
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in boots !
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A purrfect meal !
What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat seeking missile !
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
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