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Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !
Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken !
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It wanted to get to the other site !
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
An alarm cluck !
What does an alarm cluck say ?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
How long do chickens work ?
Around the cluck !
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To prove to the possum that it could be done !
Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !
Why did the cow cross the road ?
To go to the moooooovies !
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