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What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo cluck !
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down !
Why don't chickens like people ?
They beat eggs !
Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken !
What do chickens grow on ?
Eggplants !
Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Because talk is cheep !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She lays hand gren-eggs !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?
She laid a sidewalk !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
he kicked the bucket !

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