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Why did the chicken cross the road according to...
Emily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death.
Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
Gerald R. Ford: It probably fell from an aeroplane and couldn't stop its forward momentum.
Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
Robert Frost: To cross the road less travelled by.
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