Why did the chicken
cross the road according to...
Bill Gates: I have
just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your
chequebook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage
of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day,
we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken
had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
To die. In the rain.
It found a better car, which was on the other side of the road.
John Paul Jones:
It has not yet begun to cross!
Once upon a time a nice little chicken named baby tuckoo crossed the road and
met a moocow coming down...
Carl Jung: The confluence
of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross
roads at this historical juncture, and, therefore, synchronicitously brought such
occurrences into being.
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