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Why did the chicken cross the road according to...
: It was a historical inevitability.
: Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.
: It was a government conspiracy.
Alfred E. Neumann
: What? Me worry?
Sir Isaac Newton
: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Richard M. Nixon
: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
: Out of common sense.
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