Back a page Dog Jokes ! Forward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6
Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9 | Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12
Page 13 | Page 14 | Page 15 | Page 16 | Page 17 | Page 18
Why did the dog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?
He was a light sleeper.
Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Why did the dog take a bag of oats to bed at night?
To feed his nightmares.
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
Why did the police dog look like a dog?
He was in the secret service.
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
Why didn't the boy advertise in the paper when his dog was lost?
His dog never reads the paper.
Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Why do dogs lie down?
They can't lie up!
Back a page Dog Jokes ! Forward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6
Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9 | Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12
Page 13 | Page 14 | Page 15 | Page 16 | Page 17 | Page 18



Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!


 

 

 

 

privacy policy