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DOG FOR SALE.
EASY TO KEEP.
EATS ANYTHING.
FOND OF CHILDREN.
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another.
Why does a d dog scratch himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
He wears a coat and pants.
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has more bark than bite.
Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
All her children had gone to the dogs.
Why wasn't the dog hurt when he fell off a 100-foot ladder?
He fell from the bottom rung.
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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