Back a page Dog Jokes ! Forward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6
Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9 | Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12
Page 13 | Page 14 | Page 15 | Page 16 | Page 17 | Page 18
How do you make a dog float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
How is a cowardly dog like a leaky faucet?
They both run.
How is a dog like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.
How long are a dog's legs?
Long enough to reach the ground.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None. They are all on the outside.
If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.
If your dog jumped into a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do?
Get wet.
What did the dog do at the flea market?
He stole the show.
What did the dog do when a man-eating tiger followed him?
Nothing. It was a man-eating tiger, not a dog-eating one.
What did the dog do when he broke his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Back a page Dog Jokes ! Forward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6
Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9 | Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12
Page 13 | Page 14 | Page 15 | Page 16 | Page 17 | Page 18



Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!


 

 

 

 

privacy policy