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How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !
Why did the foal cough ?
Because he was a little horse !
What do you call a pig that took a plane ?
Swine flu !
Why was the farmer hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !
Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
She had a crook with her !
Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because they like being amoosed !
What do you call an arctic cow ?
An eskimoo !
Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the slop machine !
What is a pigs favorite ballet ?
Swine Lake !
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