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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog ?
Pooched eggs !
Why did the bull rush ?
Because it saw the cow slip !
Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
He didn't see the ewe turn !
What is a cow's favourite TV show ?
Dr Moo !
What is a horse's favourite sport ?
Stable tennis !
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink' ?
Because he kept running out of the pen !
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs ?
In a hog cabin !
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ?
Use a cowculator !
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?
A cloud !
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