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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?
A horse !
What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
They cook their own gooses !
What do you call a pig with no clothes on ?
Streaky bacon !
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up !
What's a cows favourite vegetable ?
A cowat !
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs ?
A pigtail !
Where do cows go on a Saturday night ?
To the moo-vies !
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !
Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?
A road hog !
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