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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fsh !
How do fish go into business ?
The start on a small scale !
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
A hermit crab !
What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish !
Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
What kind of money do fishermen make ?
Net profits !
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers !
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream ?
Jellyfish !
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