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Fish
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How do the fish get
to school ?
By octobus ! |
Why did the lobster
blush ?
Because the sea weed ! |
What part of a fish
weighs the most ?
It's scales ! |
What fish do road-menders
use ?
Pneumatic krill ! |
What is dry on the outside,
filled with water and blows up buildings ?
A fish tank ! |
Who sleeps at the bottom
of the sea ?
Jack the kipper ! |
What did the boy fish
say to his girlfriend ?
'Your plaice or mine' ! |
Where does seaweed look
for a job ?
In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds ! |
Why is a fish easy to
weigh ?
Because it has its own scales ! |
What happens when sharks
take their clothes off ?
They go sharkers ! |
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Fish
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