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How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus !
Why did the lobster blush ?
Because the sea weed !
What part of a fish weighs the most ?
It's scales !
What fish do road-menders use ?
Pneumatic krill !
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack the kipper !
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
'Your plaice or mine' !
Where does seaweed look for a job ?
In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds !
Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Because it has its own scales !
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?
They go sharkers !
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