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1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ?
Skate !
What is the best way to communicate with a fish ?
Drop it a line !
Where do you weigh whales ?
At a whale weigh station !
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !
Where are most fish found ?
Between the head and the tail !
What do fish sing to each other ?
Salmon-chanted evening !
How does an octopus go to war ?
Well-armed !
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?
A flat fish !
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