Jokes ! |
|How does a Gorilla become
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes
to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
|If a cow eats in a calf-ateria,
where does an ape eat?|
Anywhere it pleases!
|If Dr Zaius married
Zera in 'Planet of the Apes,' what would their baby's first words be?|
|If George Raft's wife
gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?|
|If you put 30 female
Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?|
A very large bedroom.
|If you throw a great
Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?|
|In which book can you
find Mighty Joe Young's life history?|
|IQ TEST: The veterinarian
was six feet tall and wore a size 11 shoe. What did he weigh?|
ANSWER: Whether to step into the gorilla cage!
|What did Dr.Sigmund
Freud contribute to the world of the primate?|
|What did former Tarzans
Lex Barker, Johnny Weissmuller and Buster Crabbe say about their film careers?|
It was reel fun
Jokes ! |