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When he swings on the vines in France, what do the natives call Boy's father?
Tarzan of the Grapes!
When Jane gets angry at Tarzan, what does she call him?
A big Ape!
When the Giant Ape played basketball, why did the other players stay away from him?
Because he played left guard and refused to use Right Guard!
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Where can you buy an Ape?
In any supermarket, department store, or retail establishment - at a monster sale!
Where did the Gorilla play baseball?
In the bush leagues,of course!
Where does Tarzan head first when he arrives in Italy?
The Ape-ian way!
Where does the vampire Ape find his victims?
Any neck of the woods!
Which American President did Apes like most?
Ape Lincoln!
Which Apes know how to mix drinks well?
Zoo Apes - they spend their lives behind bars!
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