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What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
A mouse organ !
Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Where do hamsters come from ?
Hamsterdam !
What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What's up Pussycat !
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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