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Mouse
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What do mice do when
they're at home ?
Mousework ! |
What does a twelve-pound
mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' ! |
What kind of musical
instrument do mice play ?
A mouse organ ! |
Why do mice have long
tails ?
Well, they'd look silly with long hair ! |
Who has large antlers,
a high voice and wears white gloves ?
Mickey Moose ! |
How do you save a drowning
mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation ! |
Where do hamsters come
from ?
Hamsterdam ! |
What's a mouse's least
favorite record ?
What's up Pussycat ! |
Why do mice need oiling
?
Because they squeak ! |
What do rodents say
when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' ! |
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