Doctor! My boyfriend smells like a fish.
Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?
Of course I do !
Harry: Every time I walk past a girl she sighs.
William: With relief!
Do you like me?
As girls go, you're fine. And the sooner you go the better
Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these
Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
Harry gave his girlfriend a mink stole for her birthday. Well,
it may not have been mink, but it's fairly certain it was
Boys whisper they love me.
Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?