Jokes about boys

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What did the croaking frog say to his friend ?
'I think I've got a person in my throat !'

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front tooth ?
'Hard cheese!'

What did the owl say to his friend as he flew off ?
'Owl be seeing you later.'

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend ?
'Long time no sea !'

Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest ?
The goblin !

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !

Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !

Jed: If you eat anymore ice cream you'll burst !
Ned: OK. Pass the ice cream and duck !

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend ?
'Good grief! where did you dig her up ?

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?
Stan: Blindfold them !

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