do demons and ghouls get on so well ?
demons are a ghoul's best friend !
do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend ?
flat mate !
did Dr Jekyll find his best friend ?
Hyde Park !
I'm going to cross a galaxy with a frog.
You'd better not. You'll be sorry. John:
Don't you know what you'll get ? John:
No. What ?
Star warts !
Come on, Charley, I'll take you to the zoo.
If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me !
is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing
sales figures for cars!
young teacher was complaining to his friends about how badly
he was being paid. ' We get a really poultry amount each month,'
mean paltry,' corrected one of his friends! 'No
I don't, I mean 'poultry',' replied the teacher. 'What I earn
is chicken feed!'
friends who lived in the town were chatting. 'I've just bought
a pig,' said the first.
where will you keep it?' asked the second. 'Your gardens much
too small for a pig!' 'I'm
going to keep it under my bed,' replied his friend.
what about the smell?' 'He'll
soon get used to that.'