you hear about the boy who saw a witch riding on a broomstick
He said, 'What are you doing on that
replied, 'My sister's got the vacuum cleaner '
Boy:Are you having a party for your birthday?
2nd boy:No,I'm having a witch do
1st Boy:What's a witch do?
2nd Boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
the matter son?
The boy next door said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing he's bigger than me !
do you know you are haunted by a parrot?
He keeps on saying ,"Ooo's a pretty boy then?"
did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.
did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him a eerie ache.