Jokes about boys

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One day a boy was walking down the street when he saw a sea monster standing on the corner looking lost. The boy put a leash on the sea monster and took him to the police station.
'You should take him to the museum,' said the policeman !
The next day the policeman saw the boy in the town again with the monster on the leash.
'I thought I told you to take him to the museum,' said the policeman !
'I did,' said the boy, 'and today I'm taking him to the cinema.'

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends
'No, I'm an unmade bed.'
Another boy wore a sheet over his head. 'Are you an unmade bed ?' asked his friends
'No,I'm an undercover agent,' he replied

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats water melon !
Did you hear about the dizzy boy scout ?
He spent all day doing good turns !
A boy went into a cafe and ordered a can of cola. He took a can opener from his pocket, opened the can and drank to cola. The girl behind the counter asked why he didn't use the ring pull to open the can and he replied !
'Oh, I thought that was only for people that didn't have a can opener with them !
George is the type of boy that his mother doesn't want him to associate with !

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

What's the difference between a crossword expert, a greedy boy and a pot of glue ?
A crossword expert is a good puzzler and the greedy boy's a pud guzzler !
The pot of glue ? Oh, that's where you get stuck !

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother
Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed
'In a way they do,' said his mother
' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'
'Yes, they do.'
The little boy began to cry again. ' Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going !'

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