Jokes about boys

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An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. ' Little boy' she called, 'don't you know you shouldn't go fishing on a Sunday ?'
'I'm not going fishing missus,' he called back, I'm going home.'
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?
'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !

A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked
'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker
' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy
'13 cents,' said the baker
'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the boy

'Doc, I just wanted to let you know that there is an invisible man in your waiting room.'
'Tell him I can't see him now. Next !'

A boy had the bad luck to break a leg playing soccer. After his leg had been put in a cast, he asked the doctor, 'when you take the plaster off, will I be able to play the violin ?'
'Of course you will,' said the doctor reassuringly
'That's funny,' said the boy, 'I've never been able to play it before.'

Roy:They say ignorance is bliss.
Rita:Then you should be the happiest boy in the world.

"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.
''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?''
"No-spaghetti!''

"Keep that dog out of my garden.It smells disgusting!'' a neighbour said to a little boy one day.
The boy went home to tell everyone to stay away from the neighbour's garden because of the smell!

Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head!

Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?
He was dense and wet !
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